A Gay Fortune

So. Most of my days are spent at work. I have my own office, my own desk, even my own computer! My boss just recently upgrated my monitor to a FLAT SCREEN b/c being the company's graphic designer is one of my many titles. :o) hehe. I guess graphic designers are cooler than secretaries and book-keepers, so I got the flat screen. Awesome.
















Well, even though we are a pretty large company that does mission work in 7 different countries around the world (including USA), we have only one, small office here in Ocala, FL with only 5 employees. 3 of us are women and 2 are of the other species. But, on Tuesdays, many, many more of that species come here for their weekly men's Bible Study. So, every Tuesday this office is FILLED with testosterone. They gather themselves in the back meeting room and order lunch. It's chinese. ALWAYS chinese. Never pizza or subs,... just chinese. They are hooked.

Well, every tuesday I sit and wait for the last man to leave. Then, I go to the kitchen and look in the refrigerater for left-overs. Well, two weeks ago was my last time in search of left-overs. And do you THINK I found any? No. Nobody cared to leave anything for me. You would think that someone would have seen my belly and thought... "hmm, maybe we should save THAT girl some food." Or, maybe they saw my belly and thought, "Yeah, we should definitely make sure that girl doesn't eat too much more." (I'm pregnant by the way) Well, back to no left-overs. So, as I was in my search, I did stumble upon 3 chinese fortune cookies. They were just sitting on the counter all alone. Well, I never eat those b/c they taste like cardboard, but I do, however, read the fortune inside. I'm not superstitious or anything, but I do it for fun. So, anyway... I looked at the three and thought... "Which one of these is for ME!?" So, I randomly chose one with the thinking that it was made for me! Yeah. Okay. I got to my desk, opened the package and cracked open the cookie. I read it. "You are a happy man." What the heck? This was SO not meant for me. Don't the chinese KNOW i'm pregnant? Men don't have babies. Sheesh. So, what does this MEAN? Why did I receive the happy man fortune? I need an explanation.

So, anyway, that was the major event of my day that day. As you can see, ALOT happens at my work.